hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

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straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

OMFG my friend is in this holy shit!

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abs-gabs:

Someone invent a dating website that matches people based on similarities in their netflix queues

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